Jordan-19-Australia

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

(via breathelectric)

You’re really good at not letting people love you. Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: goodniteowl, via ecclecticethnicityy)

upgraders:

this is a picture of me really drunk enjoying a chicken nugger

corgiwhisperer:

Switching hands does not count as a threesome

(via swagoraphobia)

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